3rd Person...

Dave has decided to blog in the 3rd person today.
Dave is bored.
Dave is also tired.
Dave has decided to start a new line for each sentence.
Dave has also decided to start each line with his own name.
Dave doesn't agree that it is for vanity purposes.


Dave observes that today is Friday.
Dave also observes that Thomas used two pictures for the picture challenge yesterday.
Dave is, it would fair to say, displeased.
Dave requests that Thomas refrains from posting more than the conventional ONE picture.
Dave shakes his head at Thomas.
Dave also observes that Thomas' pictures yesterday were of a decidedly inferior quality in comparison to his own.
Dave also observes that the 'sharp sign' picture is probably older than the internet.


Dave heard Mr. T on Radio 1 today.
Dave pities the fool that doesn't like Mr. T.
Dave laments the face that he couldn't think of a better joke than that.
Dave also remarks that he is becoming increasingly drawn to Facebook, despite its extremely stupid privacy rules.
Dave also doesn't like the new style of bebo.
Dave also can't believe that he was beaten at Connect 4 today.... by a girl.


Dave wishes Tesco was nearer to his house.
Dave is tired.
Dave mentioned that before didn't he?
Dave wishes to reiterate the fact that he is tired.
Dave also dislikes patronising staff at his school.
Dave has work tomorrow.
Dave sighs.

Dave will only be doing this style of blog once.
Dave sighs again.

Dave wonders if Thomas posts on Yahoo Answers under the name of Razz?