Inspiration

Unlike Dave, who was moaning to me yesterday about being devoid of inspiration, I am un-devoid of inspiration! Un-bereft of the stuff! It fills my coat pockets and my shoes, my desk is covered by jars of the stuff, waiting to be spread upon a blog post like the jam I had this afternoon on my golden brown toast, waiting to be sprayed upon the blog like the perfume I used this morning...I mean deodorant of course...

Ok, enough exaggeration and over-description and superb hyperbole. See what I did there?

Anyway, my idea is this:

PREDICTIONS!

Oh yes. Predictions.

Not just football or sport or anything, just general predictions about life, the world, martians etc.

So I'll start with the essential first, the base predictions.

Martians won't invade in the next 3-6 months. I guarantee that.

The world won't explode either.

Now that's the important predictions out of the way, onto the funnier ones.

Middlesbrough WILL avoid relegation! Bold statement I know but we'll pull through. We'll be out of the relegation zone with 1 win. If we ever win that is...

Man Utd will win the title, can't see Ruffled Rafa or Crazy Chelsea winning it now.

Celtic will win the title that matters but will draw 0-0 with Rangers tommorow.

Hearts for 3rd place, Dundee Utd have no hope.

Speaking of no-hopers, I believe Dave's beloved Dons were given a lesson in football today by the mighty Jambos. Not even the "brilliant" Mackie could do anything to stop the crushing defeat. I would feel sorry for the Dons but I don't like them :)

I will also win my league on Xpert Eleven. For the 4th season in a row :D (http://www.xperteleven.com/ if you don't know what it is)

On to politics, I don't like the Tories and I never will. That's because they are wrong about most things. I, on the other hand, am right about everything. Gordon Brown ain't perfect either but the thought of David Cameron running the country should cause children across the land to have horrible nightmares. I know I have them.

So there you have some basic predictions. I expect Dave to have some tomorrow as well, although I predict he won't. But if he does, it better not be about Lost. Let's face it, the writers have no plan for that show whatsoever, it's a prime example of what happens when you "just run" with an idea. Good at first but loses it's direction very quickly.

Unfortunately, the prediction of most of the people I know came true. I didn't get any Valentine's day cards :(

But I predict next year will be different! Even if I have to make it myself!