Eugh

Dave: A Thought Time Line of My Saturday 8 Hour Shift


6.30am:
Alarm Goes - eugh

7.30am:
Work starts - eugh

7.32am:
I glance at the clock for the first time - eugh

7.34am:
Second glance at the clock - eugh

7.34am:
Am convinced the clock is broken - eugh

7.35am:
Nope - eugh

9.00am:
Promise myself that the minute I get off work, I'm going to bed - eugh

10.00am:
Wonder why I was up 'till 1am - eugh

11.00am:
Break time - :)

11.01am:
Every customer in Scotland simultaneously walks into the petrol station

11.02am:
End of break - eugh

11.30am
Half way through - :)
4 hours to go - eugh

12.00pm
Realise I haven't actually done any work - eugh

1.30pm
Congratulate myself at not looking at the clock for 90 minutes - :)

12.30pm
Realise I read the clock wrong - eugh

1.30pm
Lunch - :)

1.45pm
Finished lunch... still hungry - eugh

2.30pm
My boss finds more jobs for me to do - eugh

3.00pm
30 mins to go - :)

3.01pm
29 mins to go - :)

3.02pm
...oh come on - eugh

3.27pm
:O 3 minutes!

3.30pm
Boss finds me "just one more thing before you go"

3.50pm
:|

3.52pm
End of work

4.00pm
Sleep

:)

Dave


...
4.03pm
Insomnia

4.04pm
/facepalm