So sorry, and as a part of my apology a picture says a thousand words...
but this picture already has a word in it, so make that a thousand and one?
PS
Interesting observations I made at work today include:
1. Every week, at round about 9.30am, at least one person will fail to understand the 5 foot bright red sign above the alcoholic beverages indicating that we cannot sell alcohol before 11, the secondary sign to the right of the tills, the sign on the tills and will still come up with a 6 pack of Carlsberg and a bottle of High Commissioner, leaving me to try and explain.
2. Every week, someone ill-informed and politically unaware, will attempt to explain the Labour Government's role in the credit crunch... in the time it takes for the chip and pin machine to print out a receipt. I tell myself to 'Just smile and nod Dave, laugh occasionally and make agreeing sounds'... it normally works! Especially when they see me telling myself to do that.. you know, they walk away quite fast after that..
3. Every week, someone will personally accost me and inform me that its a penny cheaper in the petrol station 20 miles away, and that its daylight robbery what I'm charging... here's the thing, I don't set the prices.. and really couldn't care less.
4. Every week I wish that time would move forward at the same pace that it does in exams that matter, rather than the oooooooooonnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeee sssssseeeeecccccccoooooonnnnnnddddddd that I have at the petrol station, and vice versa.
5. I'm another day closer to Uni... :)
PPS
That's right! I ended the post on a positive note!!!! Veered away from the moans in a complete U-turn onto Positivity Street... it's a shame this street leads straight onto Moan Lane once again...
Until next time
/Dave
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